Why I Quit Smoking

People are always amazed to hear that I managed to quit a three pack-a-day cigarette habit and they always inquire about what inspired me to finally manage to kick such a nasty addiction. I simply inform that eventually I just realized that I was paying an extorionate amount of money regularly to support a bad habit whose only real benefit was that it was slowly killing me. I decided then and there that there were other bad habits that I could still indulge in for guilty pleasure but which would save me lots of money in the long run.

Like sodomizing baby bunnies.