On Having Afro Hair

I am getting tired of being commented to about having "foofy" hair and at being constantly asked why I haven't bothered to trim my ever-growing afro hairstyle.

I am just going to begin informing these fashion conscious critics that I have to keep my big hair on top to properly accentuate the overgrown dense foliage growing around my monster schlong down below.

Yeah, bitch...oink!