Roadhouse Rhubarb

If I had to choose my all time Worst Movie, I'd have to go with 'Roadhouse' starring Patrick Swayze as a rough n' tumble bar bouncer who cleans out a seedy Missouri saloon.

I mean, it was cool being able to witness Kelly Lynch getting nailed up against a barn wall in a checkered hoop skirt, but the rest of the film leaves me wishing I could leap through the television screen into the next foray at the 'ol Double Deuce in order to stab pretty boy Dalton in the throat with a sharpened cocktail stir stick.