Give Me One Good Milkbone

Another sign that the apocalypse is indeed upon us is that Tracy Chapman’s classic ‘Give Me One Good Reason’ is now being used to hock gourmet dog food.

I could hardly believe my ears and stared fixatedly at the television commercial as if it was showing me my own death.

Et tu, Tracy?

Don’t you have enough fast cars already that you didn’t have to sell your soul to the Marketing Devil in order to advertise some Kibbles n’ Bits?

I guess we know what your “one good reason” really is, huh?