For the Love of Porno

Now, my feelings on pornography aside, I am baffled why some people so proudly admit in public that that they love porn.

Yup, they love their porn like they love Elvis or 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

It doesn't bother or upset me that they choose to get their jollies off in this matter, I'm just more suprised that they also so brazenly announce it to the world around them! There's even the odd breed of pervo that will actually use their keen interest in the Smutty Arts as an actual opening for intelligent conversation.

"Hi! So I just saw 'Add Momma To the Train' last night, and I have to say: 'WHOO-WHOO!'. baby. It totally deserves to win the 'Best Anal' category at the Hot d'Ors Awards this year."

That's not something that I'm about to publically announce!

You can keep you perverted kinks and pleasures to yourself - I don't need to know what you like to tickle your sausage to in the privacy of your own homes, thank you very much.

Call me old fashioned!

I'm not so sure that I would want my friends and peers knowing that I like to sit at home on the weekend beating off to 'Barely Legal Cream Pies Vol.14' on DVD.

How could I ever look anybody in the eye again knowing they know THAT!