Fillet o' Foul

There is a breed of human being that is perilously close to dying out and becoming extinct. This endangered species are those who still order Fillet o’ Fish sandwiches at McDonalds.

This small group of disappearing fast food patrons have been declining in numbers over the years, and are now dangerously close to being on the brink of being completely snuffed out of existence by the carelessness of man.

The natural universe continues on; it’s still “survival of the fittest” out there. Most intelligent life forms have figured out that McDonalds Fillet o’ Fish sandwiches will leave you inevitably “less than fit” and therefore most likely among the leading candidates to be dropped from Noah’s preverbal Ark.

Who the fuck ever orders these things?

I never see anybody ordering these obsolete devils sandwich! Who in their right mind orders fast food fish burgers?

Anyone who has evolved to the point of utilizing sticks as primitive tools will also know to leave the Fillet o’ Fish alone. Those things will kill you!

I wonder what a dedicated Fillet o’ fish connoisseur even looks like? I have an image in mind of some wild sasquatch creature shuffling cautiously out of the swampland in search of fresh Fillet o’ Fish combo specials. A kind of creature that you would expect to see passed out in a bathroom stall at an Allman Brothers concert.

They obviously can’t be the sharpest knife in the drawer if they still habitually order the dreaded Fillet o’ Fish sandwich off the McDonalds menu.

Even Neanderthals would have the common sense to at least order the fucking McDonalds salad instead!