The Single Person's Lament
Why is it that it’s normally the people who have either just recently separated from their boyfriend/girlfriend, or at least had somewhat of a healthy dating life (albeit with a sketchy track history) in the past, the ones to complain about not being able to find the right person?
How about the rest of us losers who haven’t dated, or even so much as had a pleasurable drunken one-night-stand in years? Are we not entitled to some kind of comeuppance from those around us?
Who gives a shit if you can’t find the perfect partner; at least you found comfort in the arms of someone who closely matched the profile! You still managed to get your freak on in some fashion or other - and yet you still expect me to feel sorry for you and sympathize with your plight?
Get bent.
Most of the nice girls I meet are either missing teeth or have a big toe growing out the side of their necks.
Where’s my sympathy?
How about the rest of us losers who haven’t dated, or even so much as had a pleasurable drunken one-night-stand in years? Are we not entitled to some kind of comeuppance from those around us?
Who gives a shit if you can’t find the perfect partner; at least you found comfort in the arms of someone who closely matched the profile! You still managed to get your freak on in some fashion or other - and yet you still expect me to feel sorry for you and sympathize with your plight?
Get bent.
Most of the nice girls I meet are either missing teeth or have a big toe growing out the side of their necks.
Where’s my sympathy?
posted by crazytigerrabbitman at
10:41 AM
1 Comments:
I usually stalk the Circus tents and boardwalk Sideshows. I hear the women there are really easy - albeit they might need a shave forst to prevent you from getting third degree friction burns during the deed. I am finding women arn't really interested in "a sense of humor" or "intelligence" so much as they are looking for a big dick that tells jokes. (lmao)
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crazytigerrabbitman, at 6:05 PM
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