"Are those your eyebrows, or is that a seagull sitting on your forehead?"

Is it possible to turn on the television these days without seeing photographs or video clips of recent overnight hero, Ashley Smith, who single-handedly managed to talk down the Courthouse Killer during his brutal killing spree in an Atlanta courthouse* after being held hostage in her own home for seven hours by being a patient, levelheaded, and believing in the power of blah blah fucking blah?

Is it just me - or is there really something freaky about this chicks eyebrows?

Two seconds into any one of her kajillion television interviews and I’m having paniced flashbacks to Alfred Hitchcock’s classic ‘The Birds’!

* Hence the nickname “Courthouse Killer” – just in case you weren’t following.