"Introducing, the new Western Shit Burger..."

I noted today while standing in line at Burger King today, that there is a brand-spanking-new ad campaign promoting the highly anticipated special “Western Steak Burger”, as conceived and conceptualized by the visionaries currently participating in Donald Trump’s reality television series ‘The Apprentice’.

By the looks of the advertisement poster for this new campaign, this new burger simply looks like an ordinary hamburger with onion rings mashed up into the middle. WTF?

THAT’S the best burger-marketing concept that a bunch of entrepreneurial prodigies can come up with? Their business degrees should be wrestled away from them and burned in effigy! Donald sure isn’t going to find his next Trump Enterprises ‘Chairman of the Board’ this season, I can tell you!

Shove some mushy onion rings between two hamburger buns and squirt some barbeque sauce on it? Shit, I bet a laboratory guinea pig could conceive a more clever marketing promotion than this lame ass “Western Steak Burger”.