"I Don't Give a Shit Fridays"
I would like to hereby declare that this Friday, as well as the last Friday of every month, shall for evermore, be hailed as official “I Don’t Give a Shit Friday”.
Now that’s a Human Resource moral booster campaign that I can get behind and look forward to! Fuck scooping jellybeans with a plastic spoon like some stupid Summer Camp relay event, or even coming to work in your pj’s for “Pajama Party Day” or some other friggin’ ridiculously retarded excuse for a corporate sponsored Employee Appreciation day!
On “I Don’t Give a Shit Friday”, employees will have one guaranteed day a month in order to express themselves freely and openly, and without fear of automatic reprieve from those nested in the upper echelons of management. They can come to work hammered or stoned, and dressed in skid-marked flannel pants and wife-beater t-shirts, and blasting Kenny G on their CD walkmans while attending Team Meetings. We can air our half-assed grievances loudly with our co-workers and feel free to treat our more stupid of customers with the contempt and droll sarcasm that they deserve. No stupid question will go without having it’s stupid answer given in turn.
It will be a glorious day indeed! Who wouldn’t be in a better, happier frame of mind at work come the beginning of the month, after they’ve just been given an opportunity to vent an entire months worth of work-related stress during one whole 81/2 hour shift on “I Don’t Give a Shit Friday”?
Not only would employee moral vastly improve, but the entire workplace itself, come the first of every month, would be transformed into the happiest fucking place on earth! It would make Neverland Ranch seem like Cannery Row in comparison!
Now that’s a Human Resource moral booster campaign that I can get behind and look forward to! Fuck scooping jellybeans with a plastic spoon like some stupid Summer Camp relay event, or even coming to work in your pj’s for “Pajama Party Day” or some other friggin’ ridiculously retarded excuse for a corporate sponsored Employee Appreciation day!
On “I Don’t Give a Shit Friday”, employees will have one guaranteed day a month in order to express themselves freely and openly, and without fear of automatic reprieve from those nested in the upper echelons of management. They can come to work hammered or stoned, and dressed in skid-marked flannel pants and wife-beater t-shirts, and blasting Kenny G on their CD walkmans while attending Team Meetings. We can air our half-assed grievances loudly with our co-workers and feel free to treat our more stupid of customers with the contempt and droll sarcasm that they deserve. No stupid question will go without having it’s stupid answer given in turn.
It will be a glorious day indeed! Who wouldn’t be in a better, happier frame of mind at work come the beginning of the month, after they’ve just been given an opportunity to vent an entire months worth of work-related stress during one whole 81/2 hour shift on “I Don’t Give a Shit Friday”?
Not only would employee moral vastly improve, but the entire workplace itself, come the first of every month, would be transformed into the happiest fucking place on earth! It would make Neverland Ranch seem like Cannery Row in comparison!
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