Poping Fun at John Paul
In the wake of Pope John Paul’s recent admittance to a hospital for an emergency tracheotomy, as well as the continuing deterioration of his health resulting from a relapse of the flu, Church clergy and officials are now beginning to think about the possibility of replacing the failing, 84 year old pontiff that has already led the Roman Catholic Church for the past 25 years already.
The future and direction of the Catholic Church is now under the microscope; and about fucking time I say! John Paul’s recovery is remarkable in itself, given his age and other afflictions, including symptoms of Parkinson’s disease and arthritis, medical experts said. The general concern is that the feeble Pope will not be able to adequately carry out his holy Pope duties from the hospital where he is still undergoing daily therapy to learn how to breathe and speak with the tube in place.
Basically at this juncture in time, we are being led before god by R2-fucking-D2! Sure he used to speak eight languages fluently, but now all he seems able to speak is muffled gobbledy-gook.
What I would like to know is why they only considering replacing him NOW? Christ, the guy is practically a Muppet at this point anyways. A bagel could do the same job just as efficiently as this guy can! What are they waiting for exactly; until he passes out in the holy sacraments of communion during one of the regular Sunday services at the Vatican?
How much longer are they going to let this dude suffer through before they finally decide to find a suitable replacement? How many holy brain cells have to die off before the Church acts appropriately? Christ, by the time they actually get around to doing anything, the Pope will be flat-lining and we’ll be receiving the Word of God through his toaster!
Stop the insanity! Pull the plug, and lets hold the first Vatican City Pope Pageant in 25 years in order to find the next, hopefully able-bodied pontiff to lead the Roman Catholic Church and it’s 1.1 billion members from all corners of the globe; from all walks of life. Hopefully somebody who doesn't confuse his cardinals with the Emperor's Royal Guard before lapsing into a balled up mass of quivering flesh behind the alter in fear.
The future and direction of the Catholic Church is now under the microscope; and about fucking time I say! John Paul’s recovery is remarkable in itself, given his age and other afflictions, including symptoms of Parkinson’s disease and arthritis, medical experts said. The general concern is that the feeble Pope will not be able to adequately carry out his holy Pope duties from the hospital where he is still undergoing daily therapy to learn how to breathe and speak with the tube in place.
Basically at this juncture in time, we are being led before god by R2-fucking-D2! Sure he used to speak eight languages fluently, but now all he seems able to speak is muffled gobbledy-gook.
What I would like to know is why they only considering replacing him NOW? Christ, the guy is practically a Muppet at this point anyways. A bagel could do the same job just as efficiently as this guy can! What are they waiting for exactly; until he passes out in the holy sacraments of communion during one of the regular Sunday services at the Vatican?
How much longer are they going to let this dude suffer through before they finally decide to find a suitable replacement? How many holy brain cells have to die off before the Church acts appropriately? Christ, by the time they actually get around to doing anything, the Pope will be flat-lining and we’ll be receiving the Word of God through his toaster!
Stop the insanity! Pull the plug, and lets hold the first Vatican City Pope Pageant in 25 years in order to find the next, hopefully able-bodied pontiff to lead the Roman Catholic Church and it’s 1.1 billion members from all corners of the globe; from all walks of life. Hopefully somebody who doesn't confuse his cardinals with the Emperor's Royal Guard before lapsing into a balled up mass of quivering flesh behind the alter in fear.
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