Semper Fido

Animal rights activists as well as every other human being – apart from this one that is – are in absolute shock over the release of a video on 'YouTube' showing U.S. soldiers pitching a little black-and-white puppy off a cliff for no other reason than it seemed like a good idea at the time.

The grainy puppy snuff footage depicts two U.S. soldiers stationed in Iraq cooing over a cute puppy before launching it into a deep ravine as the puppy is heard whimpering. That puppy achieved a better hang time than Michael Jordan.

Pretty horrific shit, eh?

I say ‘Good for the soldiers’. One less terrorist puppy to worry about!

Let’s face it, this puppy – cute or not – could, quite possibly, have been the next weapon of mass destruction. Ready to walk himself into a soldier’s barracks, or embassy building wearing a little collar stuffed with plastic explosive; resulting in the deaths of dozens, maybe hundreds of our brave soldiers.

Hello?

This is war people! And war is hell, haven’t you heard?

Has anyone considered that our peacekeeping troops have figured out how to spot themselves a dangerous terrorist puppy from a regular puppy by now?

I think so!

Hey, I support our troops! And I support the good ‘ol eye-for-an-eye policy of dealing with all forms of global terrorism - no matter how fluffy or furry. And that goes for all terrorist puppies, kitties, bunnies, chimps…whatever.

It’s about time we took the war to the kennels.