Dating Disaster

I once took a girl to see 'Schindler's List' on a first date. I thought it would be a good way to coax her into my arms for comfort. How romantic, right?

Well, she sat there for the entire movie stone-faced as the Jews were marched off to their tragic demise. She didn't even so much as bat an eyelash. In fact, I think she was secretly cheering on the Nazi's instead. I even seem to remember a slight upward curling in the corners of her mouth into a Grinch-like sneer.

Me? I balled like a blubbering 180lb baby. "No thank you, I'm fine. I just have popcorn salt in my eye".