The Myth of the Female Assgasm

On my lunch break today, I was eavesdropping on a conversation between fellow female co-workers of mine all talking about their various nocturnal mating habits with their boyfriends and husbands…and in particular, something called an “Assgasm”.

Now, I’m not sure what the fuck an “Assgasm” is exactly; some things are just too deplorable and disturbing even to be contemplated. All I can really say for sure on the subject is that I’m extremely confident that you wouldn’t want to be anywhere within an entire city block of me if I were ever to find myself in the throws of any such “Assgasm”!

One other thing that I am pretty confident about in the event of any such future nasty “Assgasm” of mine, is that you would most certainly NOT be casually reminiscing about it fondly the next day at lunch break with your work peers…that’s for sure!

Sounds like the title for some uber-kinky porno film directed by Clive Barker or something. Definitely a perverted ‘Pandora’s Box’ that I would feel much happier NOT opening.