Ovary Overload
Somebody has ripped out the featured article “MOST FAMOUS SEX TIPS: The Legendary Tricks That Have Brought Countless Guys to Their Knees” out of the center of this months Cosmopolitan magazine that was left on my work desk today.
What a dirty trick!
What a tease to rip out the good juicy bits. Who the fuck wants to read the shitty leftover articles such as “YOUR PERIOD: What’s Normal, What’s Not”? Personally, I’d rather floss with Robin William’s chest hair than indulge in this uber-feminine tripe; at least the ”MOST FAMOUS SEX TIPS” article had some titillating appeal.
As a proud heterosexual male, like all men I suspect, anything that invokes images of a bunch of chicks sitting around and crying over a box of chocolates while talking about their periods is to be automatically avoided at all costs. We are conditioned to steer clear of these kinds of scenarios like a vampire avoids a garlic patch at high noon, lest we should develop ovaries, take up needlepoint, and join Oprah's 'Book of the Month' club.
What a dirty trick!
What a tease to rip out the good juicy bits. Who the fuck wants to read the shitty leftover articles such as “YOUR PERIOD: What’s Normal, What’s Not”? Personally, I’d rather floss with Robin William’s chest hair than indulge in this uber-feminine tripe; at least the ”MOST FAMOUS SEX TIPS” article had some titillating appeal.
As a proud heterosexual male, like all men I suspect, anything that invokes images of a bunch of chicks sitting around and crying over a box of chocolates while talking about their periods is to be automatically avoided at all costs. We are conditioned to steer clear of these kinds of scenarios like a vampire avoids a garlic patch at high noon, lest we should develop ovaries, take up needlepoint, and join Oprah's 'Book of the Month' club.
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