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Saturday, July 30, 2005


(Unless you have already purchased your one-way ticket to Hell I would not recommend reading this post. It's humor is most vile and sadly tasteless. I'm even shocked and appalled at myself! But how I do love seeing the sunset reflecting off the 'Lake of Fire' in the summertime...)

A tragedy occurred at this years National Boy Scout Jamboree in Bowling Green, VA when four adult scout leaders were accidentally killed when their center tent pole came into contact with a nearby power line sending, like, a zillion bolts of electricity through their smoking bodies.

At first, it was only thought that the four leaders were instead performing a traditional Native American rain dance known as the “Com-on-oh-Great-Leekywan” for the amusement of the other scout diners in the tent and in the hopes of breaking the building heat over the weekend. Once everyone realized that it wasn’t frying bacon they were smelling - the terrible tragedy presented itself.

Pardon my callousness here, but were these the scout leaders for the retarded or what? You’d think that erecting large tents in the vicinity of power lines would be a big No-No in the 'Official Boy Scout's Handbook', wouldn’t you? I suspect that these morons cheated on their merit badges!

It’s too bad that the Scout’s Law of being “trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent” didn’t also include being smart.


  • I guess anyone can be a boy scout leader these days...where did they get these guys? The special ed class? I suppose stupid is as stupid does...

    By Blogger STP, at 11:31 AM  

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