Big Brother is Watching!
The list below contains many of the keywords that the Government Spooks search YOUR email and chat for (numerical gobbledygook and encoded encryptions were excluded). Likewise, I have highlighted those words that struck a particular sense of fear into my own heart:
Explosives, guns, assassination, conspiracy, primers, detonators, initiators, main charge, nuclear charges, ambush, sniping, motorcade, IRS, hostages, munitions, weapons, TNT, picric acid, silver nitrite, mercury fulminate, presidential motorcade, salt peter, charcoal, sulfur, c4, composition b, amatol, lead azide, lead styphante, ddnp, tetryl, nitrocellulose, nitrostarch, mines, grenades, rockets, fuses, delay mechanism, mortars, rpg7, propellants, incendiaries, incendiary device, thermite, security forces, intelligence, agencies, hrt, resistance, infiltration, assault team, defensive elements, evasion, detection, mission, communications, the football, platter charge, shaped charges, m118, claymore, body armor, charges, shrapnel, timers, timing devices, booby traps, detonation cord, silencers, Uzi, HK-MP5, AK-47, teflon bullets, cordite, biscuit, napalm, law, Stingers, Air Force One, M60, RGP, Walther PPK, subsonic rounds, ballistic media, special forces, Information Security, HALO, Information Warfare, IW, IS, Privacy, Information Terrorism, Kenya, Terrorism Defensive Information, Defense Information Warfare, Offensive Information, Offensive Information Warfare, National Information Infrastructure, Reno, Computer Terrorism, Firewalls, Secure Internet Connections, DefCon, RSO, Hackers, Encryption, Espionage, NSA, CIA, FBI, Secret Service, Military, White House, Undercover, Tanzania, mixmaster, Military Intelligence, Scully, recondo, Flame, Infowar, Bubba, Sundevil, jack, Investigation, spook words, Bugs Bunny, Verison, Secure, Lacrosse, Bunker, Flashbangs, bird dog, Echelon, Dictionary, WANK, Colonel, domestic disruption, nitrate, Pretoria, M-14, enigma, Clandestine, Counter Terrorism Security, Rapid Reaction, C3IP, Corporate Security, Police, sniper, Security Consulting, High Security, Security Evaluation, Electronic Surveillance, Counter terrorism, real, spies, eavesdropping, debugging, interception, Amherst, Broadside, Capricorn, Artichoke, Badger, Emerson, quarter, Cornflower, Daisy, Egret, Hollyhock, Jasmine, Sphinx, Stephanie, Reflection, Spoke, Talent, Trump, FX, Covert Video, lock picking, Beyond Hope, Competitor, EO, Chan, Pathfinders, SEAL Team 3, Nash, executive, Event Security, Mace, Cap-Stun, stakeout, ninja, Tie-fighter, Time, Cable & Wireless, Embassy, ETA, Fax, finks, Fax encryption, white noise, forecast, import, rain, tiger, buzzer, pink noise, top secret, Unix Security, VIP Protection, sweep, Harvard, Satellite imagery, force, Cypherpunks, NARF, replay, redheads, RX-7, explicit, Anonymous, W, Sex, chaining, codes, Nuclear, 20, subversives, SLIP, toad, fish, data havens, unix, c, a, b, d, the, Elvis, quiche, sneakers, counterintelligence, industrial intelligence, Juiliett Class Submarine, Locks, loch, 64 Vauxhall Cross, Ingram Mac-10, watchers, Keebler, contacts, Blowpipe, Kilo Class, squib, Becker, Nerd, fangs, Austin, Speakeasy, zone, Keyhole, SARS, Rand Corporation, Starr, cocaine, Small Pox, Internet Underground, BX, Retinal Fetish, mania, Chicago! Posse, spook, keywords, Weekly World News, Zen, World Domination, Dead, Salsa, 7, Blowfish, Ft. Meade, press- release, burned, Indigo, wire transfer, e-cash, Bubba the Love Sponge, Enforcers, zip, SWAT, Ortega, crypto-anarchy, AT&T, Middleman, Blackbird, Texas, jihad, Fort Meade, supercomputer, bullion, 3, Propaganda, ABC, Satellite phones, Planet-1, South Africa, Montenegro, cryptanalysis, nuclear, Canine, Stanley, FBI, Panama, fissionable, Sears Tower, NORAD, Delta Force, SEAL, virtual, secure shell, screws, Black-Ops, Area51, basement, data-haven, black-bag, rack, TEMPEST, Goodwin, rebels, garbage, market, beef, unclassified, curly, Taiwan, guest, utopia, orthodox, gorilla, Bob, Fukuyama, Marx, Pseudonyms, NARF, Gray Data, mega, Sugar Grove, Cowboy, Gist, Platform, 911, veggie, Oratory, Pine Gap, Mantis, 1984, blow out, Flintlock, Electron, Chicago Crust, condor, Firefly, E-Bomb, government, speed bump, BOSS, ladylove, freedom, Larson, pipe-bomb, Oz., cocaine, $, impact, credit card, fraud, virus, anarchy, rogue, mail bomb, Chelsea, 1997, Whitewater, MOD, York, plutonium, William Gates, clone, BATF, Nike, Atlas, Delta, TWA, Kiwi, silicon pimp, Lynch, Skytel, Yukon, sardine, bank, snuffle, package, Armani, frog legs, HoHoHo.com, Aladdin, chameleon man, Vanuatu, Templar, Maple, Tokyo, Mexico.
Some jokes just write themselves.
Boy, do I feel safe now just knowing that my governing powers-that-be responsible for my homeland security and well-being are on the lookout for subversive elves (Keebler), French cuisine (frog legs), cartoon haracters (Bugs Bunny), Beatles tunes (Blackbird), fiery women (redheads), Christmas porn websites (HoHoHO.com), newly invented sex positions (ddnp), evil vegetables (Artichokes), and guys named Bubba.
The world is too fucked up to even make any sense anymore!
Explosives, guns, assassination, conspiracy, primers, detonators, initiators, main charge, nuclear charges, ambush, sniping, motorcade, IRS, hostages, munitions, weapons, TNT, picric acid, silver nitrite, mercury fulminate, presidential motorcade, salt peter, charcoal, sulfur, c4, composition b, amatol, lead azide, lead styphante, ddnp, tetryl, nitrocellulose, nitrostarch, mines, grenades, rockets, fuses, delay mechanism, mortars, rpg7, propellants, incendiaries, incendiary device, thermite, security forces, intelligence, agencies, hrt, resistance, infiltration, assault team, defensive elements, evasion, detection, mission, communications, the football, platter charge, shaped charges, m118, claymore, body armor, charges, shrapnel, timers, timing devices, booby traps, detonation cord, silencers, Uzi, HK-MP5, AK-47, teflon bullets, cordite, biscuit, napalm, law, Stingers, Air Force One, M60, RGP, Walther PPK, subsonic rounds, ballistic media, special forces, Information Security, HALO, Information Warfare, IW, IS, Privacy, Information Terrorism, Kenya, Terrorism Defensive Information, Defense Information Warfare, Offensive Information, Offensive Information Warfare, National Information Infrastructure, Reno, Computer Terrorism, Firewalls, Secure Internet Connections, DefCon, RSO, Hackers, Encryption, Espionage, NSA, CIA, FBI, Secret Service, Military, White House, Undercover, Tanzania, mixmaster, Military Intelligence, Scully, recondo, Flame, Infowar, Bubba, Sundevil, jack, Investigation, spook words, Bugs Bunny, Verison, Secure, Lacrosse, Bunker, Flashbangs, bird dog, Echelon, Dictionary, WANK, Colonel, domestic disruption, nitrate, Pretoria, M-14, enigma, Clandestine, Counter Terrorism Security, Rapid Reaction, C3IP, Corporate Security, Police, sniper, Security Consulting, High Security, Security Evaluation, Electronic Surveillance, Counter terrorism, real, spies, eavesdropping, debugging, interception, Amherst, Broadside, Capricorn, Artichoke, Badger, Emerson, quarter, Cornflower, Daisy, Egret, Hollyhock, Jasmine, Sphinx, Stephanie, Reflection, Spoke, Talent, Trump, FX, Covert Video, lock picking, Beyond Hope, Competitor, EO, Chan, Pathfinders, SEAL Team 3, Nash, executive, Event Security, Mace, Cap-Stun, stakeout, ninja, Tie-fighter, Time, Cable & Wireless, Embassy, ETA, Fax, finks, Fax encryption, white noise, forecast, import, rain, tiger, buzzer, pink noise, top secret, Unix Security, VIP Protection, sweep, Harvard, Satellite imagery, force, Cypherpunks, NARF, replay, redheads, RX-7, explicit, Anonymous, W, Sex, chaining, codes, Nuclear, 20, subversives, SLIP, toad, fish, data havens, unix, c, a, b, d, the, Elvis, quiche, sneakers, counterintelligence, industrial intelligence, Juiliett Class Submarine, Locks, loch, 64 Vauxhall Cross, Ingram Mac-10, watchers, Keebler, contacts, Blowpipe, Kilo Class, squib, Becker, Nerd, fangs, Austin, Speakeasy, zone, Keyhole, SARS, Rand Corporation, Starr, cocaine, Small Pox, Internet Underground, BX, Retinal Fetish, mania, Chicago! Posse, spook, keywords, Weekly World News, Zen, World Domination, Dead, Salsa, 7, Blowfish, Ft. Meade, press- release, burned, Indigo, wire transfer, e-cash, Bubba the Love Sponge, Enforcers, zip, SWAT, Ortega, crypto-anarchy, AT&T, Middleman, Blackbird, Texas, jihad, Fort Meade, supercomputer, bullion, 3, Propaganda, ABC, Satellite phones, Planet-1, South Africa, Montenegro, cryptanalysis, nuclear, Canine, Stanley, FBI, Panama, fissionable, Sears Tower, NORAD, Delta Force, SEAL, virtual, secure shell, screws, Black-Ops, Area51, basement, data-haven, black-bag, rack, TEMPEST, Goodwin, rebels, garbage, market, beef, unclassified, curly, Taiwan, guest, utopia, orthodox, gorilla, Bob, Fukuyama, Marx, Pseudonyms, NARF, Gray Data, mega, Sugar Grove, Cowboy, Gist, Platform, 911, veggie, Oratory, Pine Gap, Mantis, 1984, blow out, Flintlock, Electron, Chicago Crust, condor, Firefly, E-Bomb, government, speed bump, BOSS, ladylove, freedom, Larson, pipe-bomb, Oz., cocaine, $, impact, credit card, fraud, virus, anarchy, rogue, mail bomb, Chelsea, 1997, Whitewater, MOD, York, plutonium, William Gates, clone, BATF, Nike, Atlas, Delta, TWA, Kiwi, silicon pimp, Lynch, Skytel, Yukon, sardine, bank, snuffle, package, Armani, frog legs, HoHoHo.com, Aladdin, chameleon man, Vanuatu, Templar, Maple, Tokyo, Mexico.
Some jokes just write themselves.
Boy, do I feel safe now just knowing that my governing powers-that-be responsible for my homeland security and well-being are on the lookout for subversive elves (Keebler), French cuisine (frog legs), cartoon haracters (Bugs Bunny), Beatles tunes (Blackbird), fiery women (redheads), Christmas porn websites (HoHoHO.com), newly invented sex positions (ddnp), evil vegetables (Artichokes), and guys named Bubba.
The world is too fucked up to even make any sense anymore!
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