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Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Six Flags Conviction

Edgar Ray Killen, an 80-year-old ordained Baptist Minister and former Ku Klux Klan leader has finally been convicted, 41 years to the day, of manslaughter in connection with the brutal slayings of three civil rights workers who had come to Neshoba County to organize the registration of black voters in the district. Their bodies were found six weeks later after they had disappeared buried in a dam in 1967. All three men had been beaten and shot.

Killen is now facing up to 20 years in solitary at a prison outside Jackson, with a mandatory serving of one-third of his sentence before parole.

On behalf of all morale, law-abiding citizens like myself, let me say:

“IT’S ABOUT TIME THIS FUCKER WAS CONVICTED!”

If anything, NOT for the vicious murders of three civil rights workers or his criminal involvement with the KKK, but for being that fucking dancing-hard-on-in-glasses mascot in all the Six Flags amusement park commercials, and for the ultimately unholy sin of getting that uber-annoying techno jingle stuck in the head of every plugged in citizen in the Western World.

For this injustice, I say fuck solitary; lets beat his 80-year-old tuxedoed ass and bury him under a rollercoaster!

“dit, dit, dit, dit, dah dah, dit dit, dit, dit, dah dah…”


POW!

Take that, motherfucker!

1 Comments:

  • You crack me up! But I have to admit that I rather enjoy that little bald dude. I don't think this world has enough techno dancing geriatrics. But that's just me.

    By Anonymous Ms. Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea, at 9:52 PM  

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