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Thursday, August 19, 2004

The Fatman

My inability to stick to any prescribed diet plan and therefore lose any significant amount of weight has me feeling lately like a less than popular character from the 'Wizard of Oz'.

Now, there would be 4 losers trapsing along the Yellow Brick Road with Dorothy and Toto: The Tin Man, the Scarecrow, the Cowardly Lion, and the Fatman.

"I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with Suzanne Powers
Gobblin' up the Luprinol
And my stomach, I'd be churnin'
While the calories were a slowly burin'
If I only had self control..."


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