The "Little Boys Room"

I have an immediate aversion to any male co-worker who would publicly excuse himself when he goes to the bathroom by stating aloud: “I have to go to the little boys room”.

How gay does that sound? What kind of schmuck is going to openly refer to himself as a “little boy”? Does he think that this makes him appear cute, or charming, or endearing in some way or other? I don’t think this makes him sound cute or endearing at all…I think it makes him sound like a complete fucking pussy!

Drain your lizard, shake the dew off your lillipad, hang a rat, release the hounds, drop the Cosby's off at the pool, use the can, take a leak, shake hands with Mr. Happy, unload a boatful of beef juice in Stinktown, or just plain go and powder your cock, whatever...just be a fucking MAN about it. douchebag!

I don’t think that men like to refer to themselves in any fashion as “little” per se…it just seems unmanly! How can any right-minded man of any self-worth, even coyly in jest, refer to himself as anything less than “extraordinary”…especially when it is something directly related to the use of his penis?

“You can go to the little boys room there, Pee-Wee…but I’m going to continue using the BIG boys room like a REAL man!”