"How much for a Norwegian Knob-Job?"
A Norwegian court has sentenced a woman to nine months in jail for raping a man, the first such conviction in the Scandinavian country.
The 31 year old testified he fell asleep on a sofa at a party in January and woke to find that the 23 year old woman was having oral sex with him.
Pardon? Where’s the crime exactly?
Since when did giving head to a passed out party patron become a chargeable offense? Shit, isn’t there a whole line of hardcore fetish videos available on just this very topic? Most of us men would gratefully trade our own mothers for a chance to be woken up after a long night of proper marathon-style partying by some uber-hot Scandinavian chick honking on Bobo like she was trying to suck the jam out of a jelly donut?
That’s practically every mans fantasy!
Just once in my life, I'd love to wake up and find myself on the recieving end of a blowjob and seeing the mystery woman choking and gagging like a goose working a lodged quarter out of it's neck while she takes my beefstick in her mouth making her look like a squirrel with a mouthful of acorns...
*ahem*
Under Norwegian law, all sexual acts with someone who is “unconscious” or for other reasons unable to “oppose the act” are considered rape.
WTF?
If you’re unconscious you’re not completely aware of what’s happening to you – who gives a shit if someone wants to perform oral sex on you? It sure beats some other more common and unpleasant possibilities, doesn’t it? Sex while I’m unconscious – sure, why not! I’m not getting enough in my conscious life as it is, so if my unconscious is going to get a little action, I’m hardly going to object.
Even more miraculous than the man who doesn’t like to wake up to having his knob worked over, is the man who will stand up in front of a nation in court and boldly seek legal justice and reparations for the act of irreprehensible oral atrocity that was perpetrated on his poor victimized ass.
Oh, boo-fucking-hoo!
You just know this lightweight pansy-ass never attended any fraternity hazing parties in University.
The 31 year old testified he fell asleep on a sofa at a party in January and woke to find that the 23 year old woman was having oral sex with him.
Pardon? Where’s the crime exactly?
Since when did giving head to a passed out party patron become a chargeable offense? Shit, isn’t there a whole line of hardcore fetish videos available on just this very topic? Most of us men would gratefully trade our own mothers for a chance to be woken up after a long night of proper marathon-style partying by some uber-hot Scandinavian chick honking on Bobo like she was trying to suck the jam out of a jelly donut?
That’s practically every mans fantasy!
Just once in my life, I'd love to wake up and find myself on the recieving end of a blowjob and seeing the mystery woman choking and gagging like a goose working a lodged quarter out of it's neck while she takes my beefstick in her mouth making her look like a squirrel with a mouthful of acorns...
*ahem*
Under Norwegian law, all sexual acts with someone who is “unconscious” or for other reasons unable to “oppose the act” are considered rape.
WTF?
If you’re unconscious you’re not completely aware of what’s happening to you – who gives a shit if someone wants to perform oral sex on you? It sure beats some other more common and unpleasant possibilities, doesn’t it? Sex while I’m unconscious – sure, why not! I’m not getting enough in my conscious life as it is, so if my unconscious is going to get a little action, I’m hardly going to object.
Even more miraculous than the man who doesn’t like to wake up to having his knob worked over, is the man who will stand up in front of a nation in court and boldly seek legal justice and reparations for the act of irreprehensible oral atrocity that was perpetrated on his poor victimized ass.
Oh, boo-fucking-hoo!
You just know this lightweight pansy-ass never attended any fraternity hazing parties in University.
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