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Monday, August 22, 2005

In Birmingham, they shot the bomber..."

Convicted serial bomber Eric Rudolph apologized this past Monday to the victims of a nail bomb he exploded at the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta, killing a woman and wounding more than 100 people in the vicinity. And now he’s sorry…very sorry.

Whoopee-fucking-shit. Pardon me if I don’t exactly weep for joy.

Rudolph said he hadn’t intended to harm bystanders but only embarrass the U.S. government when he planted the nail bomb in Centennial Olympic Park on July 27th, 1996. Yeah, good plan dipshit. He’s lucky I wasn’t the judge at that trial – I’d have had him strung up by his pubic hair from the nearest tree and had him used as a piñata by the Hungarian Olympic Women’s Weightlifting team.

Who cares if he’s sorry – we should have put a bullet between his eyes. Rudolph plea-bargained with federal prosecutors to plead guilty to three other accounts of bombings at abortion clinics in Birmingham, Alabama in order to drop the death penalty. I know I would have been happily kicked back outside Death Row with my glass of whiskey and Lynryd Skynryd playing on a boom box waiting for the lights to flicker had they decided to fry his ass.

Somebody had better explain to this guy that it’s hard to support life by willfully taking it away. But then again, if that somebody just happens to be a gargantuan black cell-mate that goes by “Mad Dog”, who is doing 15-20 years for a public rampage caused by repressed psychotic anger manifesting in an intense desire to chainsaw apart the expensive geegaws of technological society, so be it. And if “Mad Dog” just also happens to be an avid Pro-Choice advocate - so much the better!

He stated he had “sincerely hoped to achieve (his) objectives without harming innocent civilians”. Pardon? So, by placing a nail bomb, which designed to maim as opposed to kill, in a busy public park he was hoping to harm, who, the squirrels?

Get fucked sicko!

I’d say if this murderous terrorist bastard was truly “sorry” he wouldn’t have fled into the North Carolina mountains for 5 years before being caught skulking around a dumpster in the middle of the night in 2003. What was he doing all that time – practicing his apology speech?

Fuck him. He doesn’t deserve out sympathy or our forgiveness – he deserves slow torture.
Okay, I feel better now.

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