Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Jessica Simpson, who plays Daisy Duke in the new ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ movie, admitted on the David Letterman Show that she attacked a man with a pool cue on the set when she mistook him for a stuntman with whom she was supposed to be filming her scene.

Apparently, the paparazzi’s tabloid princess expected the pool cue to break over the cast members back after connecting. Unfortunately, there were two problems with this scenario at the time. 1) The pool cue was not an easily breakable prop, and 2) the dude was not a stuntman.

So basically, the bleached blonde bimbette was, in essence, taking some poor helpless man to town with the business end of a pool cue. Okay, how stupid is stupid exactly?

Even when the pool cue failed to break, do you think she thought to herself “hey, something is not quite right here”? No - of course not. Instead, the silly ditz keeps wacking away fruitlessly until the innocent bastard was covered in welts from her beating. Finally, after she had whipped the tartar out of the poor guy, the pool cue did eventually break ending his trial by ass-whooping.

Now here’s someone who truly does deserve a big syringe of battery acid in order to put her out of her misery before her complete stupidity injures any other non-partisan bystanders.