Debbie Does New Delhi
Even hotter than the current heat wave to bake the Indian and Pakistani areas is the surmounting tension in India after several demonstrators, a policeman and a television cameraman were injured on Monday during fresh protests over the sex scandal that allegedly involved bureaucrats, police officials and politicians.
Hundreds of veiled women, children and men marched through central Srinagar calling for the government to punish those involved in the scandal that has sparked outrage in largely conservative, Muslim-majority Kashmir. The scandal was unearthed after videos and multimedia messages on mobile phones showing nude girls and amateur porn films began circulating in Srinagar. Carrying placards and shouting slogans demanding "severest punishment to the guilty," protesters broke through police barricades, pelting stones and bricks at police.
Okay – sorry, but Indian porn? What’s that exactly - some unveiled chick eating a hamburger at a mosque? I mean, really, how hardcore could hardcore Indian porn really be?
They still have the Plague in India don’t they? So I can only imagine then how stringent their testing is for STD’s within the Indian porn business. "No, I'm sorry Ms. Khan, but you tested positive for Bubonic Plague." Now I don’t know about you, but I don’t think that anyplace called Srinagar is going to be featured on any episode of Sin Cities anytime soon!
Poverty and pestilence are not, by any stretch of the imagination, to be considered sexy.
I don’t care how gorgeous or inviting any of the Indian porn starlets may seem – there just isn’t a condom “safe” enough that would ever convince me to penetrate any Indian orifices. I’d probably have an easier time getting aroused in a Civil War field hospital than I would on the set of any Indian porn movie. I wouldn't even dare sport a boner while flying over Indian air space for that matter!
The best part of all this, is the video footage on the late night news. Security forces used high-powered water cannons as well as bamboo truncheons to disperse the mostly burkahed demonstrators, said Hasib Mughal, a police officer at the scene.
Wow – that must have been fun!
At one point, when the cameraman had been knocked off his feet and was being swept away down the street, it looked strangely, like a real live version of Penguin Bowling as women raced away with their sagging signs.
Hundreds of veiled women, children and men marched through central Srinagar calling for the government to punish those involved in the scandal that has sparked outrage in largely conservative, Muslim-majority Kashmir. The scandal was unearthed after videos and multimedia messages on mobile phones showing nude girls and amateur porn films began circulating in Srinagar. Carrying placards and shouting slogans demanding "severest punishment to the guilty," protesters broke through police barricades, pelting stones and bricks at police.
Okay – sorry, but Indian porn? What’s that exactly - some unveiled chick eating a hamburger at a mosque? I mean, really, how hardcore could hardcore Indian porn really be?
They still have the Plague in India don’t they? So I can only imagine then how stringent their testing is for STD’s within the Indian porn business. "No, I'm sorry Ms. Khan, but you tested positive for Bubonic Plague." Now I don’t know about you, but I don’t think that anyplace called Srinagar is going to be featured on any episode of Sin Cities anytime soon!
Poverty and pestilence are not, by any stretch of the imagination, to be considered sexy.
I don’t care how gorgeous or inviting any of the Indian porn starlets may seem – there just isn’t a condom “safe” enough that would ever convince me to penetrate any Indian orifices. I’d probably have an easier time getting aroused in a Civil War field hospital than I would on the set of any Indian porn movie. I wouldn't even dare sport a boner while flying over Indian air space for that matter!
The best part of all this, is the video footage on the late night news. Security forces used high-powered water cannons as well as bamboo truncheons to disperse the mostly burkahed demonstrators, said Hasib Mughal, a police officer at the scene.
Wow – that must have been fun!
At one point, when the cameraman had been knocked off his feet and was being swept away down the street, it looked strangely, like a real live version of Penguin Bowling as women raced away with their sagging signs.
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