The Amazing Disgrace (Reprise)

I have cast my ballot for this years 'Insensitive Retard of a Spouse Award'.

One of my secret shames is my addiction to 'The Amazing Race' on Tuesday nights. It amuses me to no end to watch stupid Americans stumblefuck and bitch their way around the globe. This past weeks episode offered me a true opus magnus of this stupidity when the team of Ray and Yolanda arrived at the Chaika Bassein in Moscow.

Ray himself even stated for the record as his girlfriend stood trembling atop the 10 meter diving platform like a scared puppy "she (Yolanda) said before we began this race that she didn't want to do any water challenges."

So having arrived at a huge outdoor Olympic training pool and recieving their next "Pit Stop" challenge, ominously entitled "Take a Plunge" - who do you think immediately volunteers the poor Yolanda? That's right. Ray.

Good play, retard. Why not just volunteer her to jump into an active volcano?

Likewise, the team of Wanda and Desiree decided to pool their collective brain power to conclude that Wanda, who suffers from deep water aquaphopia, should be the one to "Take A Plunge". I would think this clue, along with the specifics of this particular setting, gave a pretty damn good indication of what could be expected in the next challenge, wouldn't you?

Even a coma patient could figure out that encryption!

But unfortunately, both women avoided drowning and the teams were able to continue on in the race. On the fortunate side, however, is that so far, all the uber-annoying teams have been eliminated off the cuff including the nagging homosexuals and the token middle-aged bible thumpers who managed to drag themselves to the finish line in last place two weeks ago reeking of piss. They may have had God on their side but the cabbies sure didn't seem too thrilled about having Betsy-Wetsy leaking all over their back seats.