Seasons Greetings (albeit a little early)

I'd like to teach the world to sing,
In perfect harmony.

I’d like to give the world a Coke,
...and teach it that corporate sponsorships support militant dictatorships and private interests in Third World countries and thereby advocate the oppression of its peoples through genocide, corruption, and a severely impacted standard of living due to low wage rates, slave labor, and a poor public education system.

Ho. Ho. Ho.