Organic Manure?
I saw a roadside sign this weekend advertising "Organic Manure: $7.00/bag". What the fuck is "organic manure"?
I mean, is there another variety of man-made manure that was generated synthetically through a less than natural means? Is there a another variety of more cosmopolitan, perfume scented cow shit being manufactured in a Nike sweatshop somewhere in Taiwan?
I would think that shit is about as organic it gets. The very fact that it has been squeezed through the asshole of Guernsey cow automatically qualifies it as Organic Manure in my book! And if that means it qualifies for being sold at $7.oo per bagful, then so be it.
I mean, is there another variety of man-made manure that was generated synthetically through a less than natural means? Is there a another variety of more cosmopolitan, perfume scented cow shit being manufactured in a Nike sweatshop somewhere in Taiwan?
I would think that shit is about as organic it gets. The very fact that it has been squeezed through the asshole of Guernsey cow automatically qualifies it as Organic Manure in my book! And if that means it qualifies for being sold at $7.oo per bagful, then so be it.
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