Sporting Women's Fashion

In an interesting turn of events, the University of South Florida will ask the NCAA to grant an exemption to its uniform policy and allow a Muslim player to wear Islamic clothing on the basketball court.

Andrea Armstrong, a Muslim convert, said she left the team and lost her athletic scholarship last week after her coach told her she could not wear religiously mandated clothing during practices or games. She wanted to wear long pants, a top with long sleeves and a headscarf.

Good for the coach! Since watching the women’s Beach Volleyball match-ups during the Olympic competitions, I am now of the mind that ALL female athletes should be mandated to wear micro-mini bikini uniforms, regardless what athletic sport they are participating in.

Imagine the new life that would be breathed into the intense winter Biathlon events as a direct result of the new minimal uniform requirements. The “Nipplage Quota” alone on the female participants would guarantee Prime-Time Network coverage and increase the number of fan appreciators and spectators alike!

It's a complete win-win situation. Viva Las Sport Bras!