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Monday, September 06, 2004

Hurricane Migraine

I spent the large portion of this Labor Day weekend holiday sitting on the couch like a caged gorilla. However, I was not watching old Spaghetti Western's as normal, but instead transfixed on the numerous developement updates of the current Hurricane Frances condition currently being waged on the Florida coast and mainland in the wake of Hurricane Charlie.

Did anbody else get a headache after being forced to watch all those dizzying, spinning 3-D computer generated atmospheric weather charts of Hurrican Frances' progress across the state? Yes, yes, yes...high winds, massive amounts of rain, closed down airports, flying rooftops, boats stuck in treetops...WE GET THE IDEA ALREADY!

Who needs fancy fractiles to feed your mind when you can just watch the Weather Channel and stare off hypnotically into these swirling weather vortex's like you were watching Fruitopia commericals on three hits of brown acid.

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