Credit Card Cry-Babies

Men who have credit cards and yet still need to seek permission from their wives or girlfriends should be automatically disallowed to have credit cards in the first place due to the lack of testicular fortitude it requires to manage one.

These are are some men who no doubt have their wives carry their balls in their purses for safe keeping as well. "Honey, can I have my credit card so I can pay our overdue utilities bill? While we're at it, could I have my balls too please? I'd like to go hang out with the guys this evening and their wives are letting them bring theirs....puleeeeeease?!" Shit, you have a job, you're the breadwinner of the family, and all the credit cards are in YOUR name. Be a man!

They probably use their credit cards all the time to purchase beer and on-line porn and feel no shame or have any reservations whatsoever, but the moment they are confronted with having to use it in order to make a payment to maintain the necessary services to provide a satisfactory and comfortable quality of life for their families, they have to seek permission from their wife because "my wife looks after all our bills".

So let me see, had I been calling you to renew your subscription to 'European Anal Ho's' you would have been giving me your Master Card number without hesitation, but ask for a payment to keep you from having to take cold showers in the dark, and suddenly the vault door slams shut on the credit card account tighter than a snare drum left out in the Arizona sun. Pussies!