Happy 46th Birthday, Michael!
Michael Jackson celebrated his 46th birthday yesterday with only a "low key" family celebration. Now, knowing and understanding typical Michael "Freakshow" Jackson standards for normality, I'm afraid even to wager a guess what this "low key" family celebration might have consisted of. But let's try nonetheless.
I am imaging it was spent at the 'Kids' Playground' area at the local San Bernardino McDonald's, with him pressing his nose up against the protective glass enclosure watching the children play with all the focused attention of a seafood afficienado trying to decide on which succulent lobster he'd like to dine on from the holding tank at a gourmet fish restaurant. "Hmmmm. I....think....i'll have......THAT ONE! The one wearing the blue Pampers and clutching the Care Bear."
What? Hey, it's better than hosting a huge pajama party sleepover orgy at Neverland Ranch isn't it? BYOB of course. "Bring Your Own Boy".
I am imaging it was spent at the 'Kids' Playground' area at the local San Bernardino McDonald's, with him pressing his nose up against the protective glass enclosure watching the children play with all the focused attention of a seafood afficienado trying to decide on which succulent lobster he'd like to dine on from the holding tank at a gourmet fish restaurant. "Hmmmm. I....think....i'll have......THAT ONE! The one wearing the blue Pampers and clutching the Care Bear."
What? Hey, it's better than hosting a huge pajama party sleepover orgy at Neverland Ranch isn't it? BYOB of course. "Bring Your Own Boy".
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