Antler Outrage!

What the fuck is with everybody who wears those stupid felt novelty Holiday reindeer antlers with the blinking lights on their heads come Christmas time? Can’t they tell how stupid they really look? These ridiculous things don’t make them look like a reindeer at all. Instead, they just look like some gay Viking or something!

Somebody around the office was wearing a pair of one of these asinine blinking antlers on their head today in an effort to promote Christmas Spirit. But instead of amusing my co-workers with Christmas Cheer, I think he was in fact having the converse effect on people. Suddenly everyone was conscientious about working with ‘Olaf the Bi-Berzerker’ looking over their shoulder. He’s likely to initiate more of a ‘Holiday Homicide’ reaction out of me if he insists on continuing wearing those fucking antlers tomarrow!

“Hey, I get it already. ‘Now we don our gay apparel. Fa, la la la la la la la’….you, ridiculous looking dipshit.”