Stupid Commericals

Last night on television I saw a commercial for ‘Selsun Blue’ shampoo featuring some fuckwit in a black turtleneck running his fingers through his hard and proudly declaring for all us out there on the couch in the real world that “I wear black…A LOT! So I need a shampoo that really prevents flakes.”

Well, DUH! Earth to dipshit; wear something fucking else besides black, numbnuts!

What, are you like Zorro or Johnny Cash or someone else who’s very livelihood solely depends on being recognized for wearing your black wardrobe? Wear WHITE you depressing, vitamin-C deficient, tragically hip moolyak!

Sheesh! How hard was that to figure out?