Cro-Magnum Car Audiophile

What is the corresponding relationship with people who own expensive high-performance audio equipment for their vehicles, and the fact that they will inevitably be using their kick-ass unit to blast completely shitty music?

Is there something encoded into their DNA makeup that governs that the more expensive and powerful their car stereo system is, the lesser caliber on inspired music it will be used to blast throughout the ‘Hood will be exponentially shittier?

I expect one day to find a true car audiophile with sloping forehead that has just evolved so that his new car sound system could rival that of any Who concert, yet the owner will just be able tp sit there in the front seat mindlessly like a zombie with warm drool dribbling over his chin as he pumps Brittany-fucking-Spears over his powerful woofer and tweeter speakers installed into the back seat like ancient monoliths rising out of the seat cushions.

Too bad he’s too brain dead to drive, or even operate the power windows in his automotive Boom Box…but that ‘Ace of Base’ sure sounds sweet, dumbass!