Safe Sex?

What is “Safe Sex” exactly? Does anybody REALLY know?

Considering the vast multitudes of easily transmittable nasties out there, I think it’s safe to say that “Safe Sex” is truely a thing of the past.

I think that any commonly transmitted STD today would be instantly able to work its way through the toughest protective layer of rubber that the market has to offer like an industrial-sized jackhammer ripping through a week old loaf of pumpernickel.

You think infectious germs today are scared about anything labelled as “Extra Thin” or “Ribbed: For Her Pleasure”? FUCK NO! These germs would still manage to get through and infect you even if you were to sheath your cock in a customized Trojan suit of fucking armor…literally!

Now, unless you’re simply wacking off over a slice of low-sodium Melba toast…any other form of engaged sexual intercourse is just a varying degree of “Unsafe”.

And you can take THAT to the Sperm Bank!