Minton's Silver Hammer
I believe I have found the most likely candidate to win the prestigious “Insensitive Twit of the Year” award. Sgt. Michael Minton, the official left in charge of dealing with the current stray dog problem plaguing the area of St. Bernard’s Parish in the hurricane stricken city of New Orleans.
In a move that completely disregards the noble namesake of his local Parish by shooting peoples left dogs and pets right between the eyes in the city streets where they roam, sleep, sit, beg, and shake a paw. Not only did Sgt. Minton be seemingly only to happy to accept the task at hand, but to also allow himself to be filmed doing it as well – right down to his running over of some dog in a truck; turning it into a mere poochie pancake left smeared on the pavement behind him. Is that 'Dirty Harry-thorough' or what?
Atta boy, Mikey! Way to demonstrate to the rest of the world at large what a completely disturbed prick you really are. Bravo, sir! In an odd kind of way, you almost have to respect someone who unapologetically looks Lassie in the eye and says: "Hasta la vista, Benji". Thats some COLD ass shit going on there I tell you!
You’d think it was this guys calling in life or something to shoot these poor furry refugee’s. He’s almost giggling with glee as if he’s been waiting his whole life for this very moment – security guard vs. beast. Mano et K9.
About the current lackluster government rescue efforts and the clearing of bodies from homes and city streets, Minton had only this to offer: "I don't gots tha time to be talkin' bout savin' no peoples and colleckin' tha dead when dere's dogs ta be shootin'."
I bet he even amuses himself in his labors by inventing new and creative ways to “humanely” wack the entire local abandoned pet population. I half except to see another news update on CNN featuring Sgt. Minton stuffing poodles into pillowcases and smacking them against tree trunks; and all the while - whistling while he works.
I hope the dogs can get it together enough to form packs in order to hunt his ass down and feast on his kibbles and bits
In a move that completely disregards the noble namesake of his local Parish by shooting peoples left dogs and pets right between the eyes in the city streets where they roam, sleep, sit, beg, and shake a paw. Not only did Sgt. Minton be seemingly only to happy to accept the task at hand, but to also allow himself to be filmed doing it as well – right down to his running over of some dog in a truck; turning it into a mere poochie pancake left smeared on the pavement behind him. Is that 'Dirty Harry-thorough' or what?
Atta boy, Mikey! Way to demonstrate to the rest of the world at large what a completely disturbed prick you really are. Bravo, sir! In an odd kind of way, you almost have to respect someone who unapologetically looks Lassie in the eye and says: "Hasta la vista, Benji". Thats some COLD ass shit going on there I tell you!
You’d think it was this guys calling in life or something to shoot these poor furry refugee’s. He’s almost giggling with glee as if he’s been waiting his whole life for this very moment – security guard vs. beast. Mano et K9.
About the current lackluster government rescue efforts and the clearing of bodies from homes and city streets, Minton had only this to offer: "I don't gots tha time to be talkin' bout savin' no peoples and colleckin' tha dead when dere's dogs ta be shootin'."
I bet he even amuses himself in his labors by inventing new and creative ways to “humanely” wack the entire local abandoned pet population. I half except to see another news update on CNN featuring Sgt. Minton stuffing poodles into pillowcases and smacking them against tree trunks; and all the while - whistling while he works.
I hope the dogs can get it together enough to form packs in order to hunt his ass down and feast on his kibbles and bits
posted by crazytigerrabbitman at
6:34 PM
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Wow! 23 seconds after posting, I get not one, but TWO spam adverts. That has to be a new spamming record or something. Why do you dickheads pick on me? Isn't there some teenaged goth girl with a suicide fetish somewhere you could be bothering instead?
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crazytigerrabbitman, at 6:45 PM
IS there such a thing as a suicide fetish? Seems like that can't qualify for a fetish (something done over and over) since suicide (done correctly) would pretty much be a one-time deal.
Or is it a fetish in which you crave people that have committed suicide? In which case it would be necromancy, eh?
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Unless, of course, you're one of those whine fetishists...
- M
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Marcheline, at 10:40 AM
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